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Friday the 13th started in handcuffs for a 35-year-old driver with a poor set of post-midnight moves.

He was pulled over at 2:10 a.m. today on westbound I-696 near Telegraph Road in Southfield, according to the Michigan State Police. A trooper from the Oak Park post "conducted a traffic stop for speeding 102 mph in a 70 mph zone," the agency tweets. "The driver, a 35 year old male, was slow to stop."