A new blog may make you regret that your fourth of July vacation wasn't more exciting.
"Heroes On Vacation" showcases metro Detroit statues decked out in beach and party gear, clearly having more fun than you.

Above, the often out-of-touch former Dearborn mayor Orville Hubbard lets loose.
The site, which has been featured on Buzzfeed, also features Father Gabriel Richard in a pink sun hat and Antoine de la Mothe Cadillac in a coconut bra.
The blog is run by is run by metro Detroiter Brian Vandeputte, according to Dan Austin of Historic Detroit.
Need a beach fix now? There's always the Campus Martius sandbox beach.