Donald Trump is an under-endowed failbot, the USFL switched to a fall schedule and the Panthers were folded into the Oakland Invaders.
Hebert landed an NFL gig as the New Orleans Saints QB and now works as a broadcaster who is maybe a little racist. While discussing an incident in which Atlanta airport workers egged the Saints team bus, Hebert offered this rather dubious opinion...
Hebert: "The African-American community, they probably get into this game more than any of the fan base, whether it is New Orleans or Atlanta."
Co- Host Deke Bellavia: "So you think it was a lot of brothers throwin' the eggs?"
Hebert: "Oh, without a doubt. If I'm guessin', if that's the ones doin' the baggage claim, they were the ones throwin' the eggs."
Let's follow Hebert's logic. 1. Atlanta's "African-American community" really likes the Falcons. 2. Atlanta airport workers threw eggs at the Saints bus. 3. Therefore, baggage handlers and other grounds crew workers at the Atlanta airport are all African-American.
Probably the entire "African-American community" got together, as they often do, for a big meeting and decided to really stick it to the Saints. The Baggage Handling Caucus then volunteered to handle the project. After some discussion, the question was called according to the processes laid out in Robert's Rules of Order and Operation Egg The Bus was approved by a voice vote.
Or, more plausibly, maybe it's just this: Anthony Carter and Novo Bojovic are way cooler than Bobby Hebert. -- JTW
