Do you want to make more money? Sure, we all do!
If you're a Fraser police officer, you can earn more money with a college degree. The lessons learned in school likely will make you a better officer.
You know what would really help Fraser police officers do their job? A $600 "life experience" degree from an unaccredited college in the Caribbean.
Wait, no, that's stupid. A phony-balony credential from an unaccredited mail-order degree mill is useless. That's why the city of Fraser has decided they will no longer boost cops' pay if they have one of these meaningless pieces of paper from some place called Almeda.
Hopefully, wherever this Almeda place is doesn't get taken over by some Marxist dictator. We'd hate to have another Grenada on our hands. -- JTW
