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On social media, everyone is a joker
$10 says @realDonaldTrump had a tape measure delivered to his room last night.
— Ron Fournier (@ron_fournier) March 4, 2016
I'm watching tonights Republican debate because there might be a fistfight.
— steveajohnson (@steveajohnson) March 3, 2016
This feels more like a Red Wings game.
— David Gregory (@davidgregory) March 4, 2016
How many Democrats are popping Champagne right now?
— Dylan Byers (@DylanByers) March 4, 2016
"Little Marco" sounds like the least sexy member of Menudo
— Ej Dickson (@ejdickson) March 4, 2016
This isn't a debate. I'll be over here admiring the Art Deco of the Fox instead.
— Halston Herrera (@ClickOnHalston) March 4, 2016
Did I really just write the word "man parts" in covering a #GOPDebate?
— David Corn (@DavidCornDC) March 4, 2016
If anyone is unclear on what a non sequitur is, try watching the #GOPDebate
— Ian R. Thibodeau (@Ian_Thibodeau) March 4, 2016
Donald Trump just told America and the world he doesn't have a small penis. This man wants to occupy Abraham Lincoln's chair. Holy hell.
— Bill Shea (@Bill_Shea19) March 4, 2016
Thank God these debates are late at night so my kids don't see little boys fight. #GOPTownHall
— Rashida Tlaib (@RashidaTlaib) March 4, 2016
I assume there will be no fact checking of Trump's manhood claim.
— Bob Wojnowski (@bobwojnowski) March 4, 2016
"This debate isn't the first time a band of annoying, repetitive guys took the stage at Detroit's Fox Theater. I was subjected to The Wiggles there when my girls were little." -- Matt Friedman of West Bloomfield, on Facebook
Give us your tired, your poor Detroit cheap shot
Greg Gutfeld, co-host of a Fox News Channel political discussion show called "The Five," discussed the debate from a New York studio before introducing fellow host Kimberly Gulifoyle at the Fox by saying: "Kimberly's still in Detroit, hasn't been mugged yet. Good for you, Kimberly."
She laughed awkwardly and replied: "Detroit is a good place."
Greg Gutfield says "she hasn't been mugged yet." Really? https://t.co/n9wxWum3qS
— Jason Shubnell (@JasonShubnell) March 3, 2016

LeDuff can't resist a stage pose
Hey, who can blame a guy -- especially an incorrigible camera ham -- for seeing what it feels like to stand where a candidate will, particularly if you work for a local affiliate of the host network?
Ladies and gentlemen, that tall, lanky guy with a mustache isn't asking for your votes . . . that we know of.
"Big family wedding brawl," Charlie LeDuff predicts as he tweets this photo.
At our Facebook page, reader Linda Hughes of Swartz Creek comments: "I'd vote for Charlie."