Mitch Albom has a new book coming out this month. The plot is about people in Heaven calling loved ones in Coldwater, Mich. He decided to "get modern" and make a promotional video about his book.
1. Heaven's long-distance service is limited to Coldwater? Because that's how the video makes it sound. Is that the city or township of Coldwater? And if you live elsewhere in Branch County, grandma can't reach out and touch someone? Sad.
2. South Park already already did it. This is basically the Crank Prank Time Phone bit from the season ten "Go God Go" episode crossed with John Edward portrayal from "The Biggest Douche in the Universe" in season six.
