Jobbie Nooner to make this a very boozy Friday

Hola, Macomb County boaters! It's Jobbie Nooner day. Time to take off work early, grab a 30-pack of Miller Lite (plus another for your special lady friend) and head out onto Lake St. Clair for a fun afternoon of drunken revelry. 

St. Clair Shores Patch offers advice for anyone headed to the festivities at Gull Island: Those heading out to the festivities - where temperatures should be in the upper 70s with a chance of showers around noon - should be mindful of not drinking and boating.

Hmmmm....

That's good advice because operating a boat while drunk is a really, really bad idea. Whether or not, Jobbie Nooner will heed some advice is another matter altogether. -- JTW