Kzoo Man Proves Nobody Can Eat Six Pieces Of 'Italian Meat'

A Kalamazoo Jimmy John's employee nearly choked while attempting to swallow six pieces of "Italian meat" on a dare. He survived after a police officer dislodged the meat.

Cool Hand Luke weeps for this generation.

Avoiding the obvious "isn't this how Snookie got pregnant" joke, what is this "Italian meat" they speak of? Genoa salami? Prosciutto? Some kind of proprietary Jimmy John's hybrid meat made from a slurry of salamis and spiced hams? Let's just assume it's that.

People, please chew your food. -- JTW