Pittsfield Township Police arrested a Livonia man for stealing $40,000 of medical marijuana. The suspect, the Free Press reports, was busted with a getaway van packed with the hot dope.
What they don't report is how he was captured. That's a shame because there's probably a really good story there. Perhaps the police were called to a Taco Bell because this guy in a van was holding up the drive-through because he wouldn't stop staring at his hand. Let's just assume that's what happened. -- JTW
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