Eminem thinks his daughter's boyfriend is shady -- in The Onion, that is, which imagines Eminem playing a stereotypical protective dad role.
The Onion "interviewed" Eminem after he learned his daughter, Hailie, is dating a boy, Denham, who grew up listening to dear old dad's tunes.
Saying he could barely fathom the thought of Hailie, 17, with a man who ever enjoyed listening to, or was inspired by, his often misogynistic and violent lyrics, Eminem, 40, claimed he was disturbed from the second Denham said he was “a huge fan” of all of the rapper’s seven albums.
“And his parents let him listen to it?” Eminem continued. “What kind of house was that? I don’t even want to think about what kind of people they are.”
For comparison fun, here's Eminem at roughly the same age as his daughter in his high school yearbook picture.
Adorable.
