The Onion never really needs an introduction.
An article Friday headlined "Unemployed Detroit Resident Dismayed To Learn Job Opening Is With The Lions" pokes at the Lions for their less than desirable record.
Uttering an audible sigh of frustration as he noticed the franchise’s name in the classified ad, unemployed Detroit resident Chris Segel, 34, reportedly expressed disappointment Friday upon realizing the job opening he’d been considering was with the Lions. “Aw man, I was actually excited about this, but just when I got my hopes up I saw it’s for the goddamn Lions,” said Segel, who dejectedly confirmed after scanning the listing a second time that the facilities management position was definitely at Ford Field with the Detroit Lions.
