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It's like a stoner's midnight craving: If only I could get Cheeseburger Egg Rolls and Chocolate Pepperemint Pancakes at the same joint.
Well, Detroit is where anything weird can happen,. Those real items from Applebee's and International House of Pancakes may be among treats that can be ordered at Millender Center a year from now, when downtown has the world's only combo site of those chains.

Burgers and pancakes will be on the menu, though your results when ordering may vary from this.
JC Reindl of the Free Press describes it as a "300-seat gastronomic experiment" and says the menu is in the works. His paper breathlessly announces the culinary revolution with a #BREAKING news tweet Wednesday afternoon.
The mash-up due to open in late 2017 may stimulate some appetites, but also is an immediate target of ridicule.
Brenna Houck, editor of Eater Detroit, says it's "like a mutant straight out of X Men" and is "an unholy combo if ever there was one." It'll be a destination, she suggests, "for those with simultaneous cravings for Swedish crepes and a Thai shrimp salad."
At the Free Press' site, reader Kip Fonner comments: "Are we supposed to proud of this?" Another visitor, Dale Anderson of Northville, reacts sarcastically: "Great, what took them so long! Now I can finally sleep at night."
Skeptics also weigh in under the paper's breaking news tweet:
@freep @IHOP @Applebees Can't believe Detroit beat out Orlando for this.
— Geoff (@SeeMyVest) December 21, 2016
@freep @IHOP @Applebees why tf would anyone want this?
— Mame Dennis (@SugarKovalczyk) December 21, 2016
@freep Two wrongs don't make a right.
— Dave Spencer (@dspencer84) December 21, 2016
@freep @IHOP @Applebees let's get to the important stuff. Will it be AppleHOP or high IHOPlebee's?
— LibertyOrDeath1776 (@SXSWUTLOL) December 21, 2016
@freep @IHOP @Applebees sounds like diarrhea waiting to happen
— Mike Jones (@g0negreen) December 21, 2016
@freep @IHOP @Applebees This is like combining a Ford Taurus with a Ford Focus. What purpose could it possibly serve?
— Bureaucrat-O-Matic (@VigoCarpathian1) December 21, 2016
@freep @IHOP @Applebees that will make it easier to avoid both places.
— Leonard Smalls (@Leonard_Smalls) December 21, 2016
@freep @IHOP @Applebees We have conies, the fuck we need this abomination for?
— Kato (@Scardy_Kat) December 21, 2016
@stephen_huber @freep @IHOP @Applebees wait...why though? that's the most random combination
— Caroline Rectenwal (@CarlluvsCamper) December 21, 2016
@freep @IHOP @Applebees pic.twitter.com/pYxSXwNicF
— Midfield Press (@MidfieldPress) December 21, 2016