Yes, there is flying hair. (Fox 2 video)

Yes, there is flying hair. (Fox 2 video)

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Chaos at the Fox! (Fox 2 video)

There is nothing that goes viral, that does ridiculous traffic, more than a video of women fighting. 

Men fighting -- that's good too. But women slapping, pulling hair, rolling around on the floor? That's not clickbait, that's click crack. Which is something no one needed to tell the people at Fox 2 Detroit, who aired a story about a fight video from last weekend at the Fox Theatre, with two of its participants explaining and defending their roles in it. 

From the story they tell, it appears these women were not the instigators. They describe a common experience at events with reserved seating -- in this case, a Lil Durk concert at the Fox -- in which they arrived at their seats and found someone else there. The two women made their claim, the interlopers left, the women sat down, and then ...

Let Fox 2 take it:

"And I get pulled by my hair from the back, and I’m punched in the face," (Jasmine) Flemmings said.

(Bianca) Garland says she hit him – to protect her friend, and it erupted.

"We are fighting him, he’s not taking it easy with us - he’s fighting us like we are men," Garland said.

"His sister is running up she’s grabbing hair, pulling, throwing punches as well," Flemmings said.

They say the attacker was the guy who was sitting in their seats. It ended with someone's broken nose, a knot on someone's head and an "open investigation," police say, with a blah-blah quote from the DPD about making sure these incidents are anomalies, etc. 

As for the women, they say they'd do it again if the same thing happened. And now we should include a paragraph of muffin recipes because we know you all clicked away immediately to watch the video. If by chance you're still reading, perhaps you're wondering: Is there evidence, in this fight video, of flying locks of pulled-out hair? 

Yes. Go watch now:

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