The Los Angeles Times has discovered Kid Rock cruises.
A reporter sailed with Kid and filed a report that tells readers how, for four nights, 2,650 of Kid Rock's biggest fans will wander the 12 decks of the nearly 900-foot-long ship in various stages of undress, toting giant inflatable penises, downing the musician's own Badass American Lager out of breast-shaped beer bongs and consuming more than three times the amount of alcohol than a typical Carnival voyage.
Onboard the cruise from Miami to the Bahamas' Half Moon Cay are also 12 other acts, including Southern rapper-Eminem protégé Yelawolf, Uncle Kracker and brazen folk signer-songwriter Roger Alan Wade.